tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217233.post110903097071748449..comments2023-12-17T23:44:41.675-08:00Comments on A Case of Myth-Taken Identity: Deccahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04515274049604839002noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217233.post-1109094559163216452005-02-22T09:49:00.000-08:002005-02-22T09:49:00.000-08:001) Because you don't understand, and if they yell ...1) Because you don't understand, and if they yell louder then you'll understand better. Like people who don't speak your language. Just yell, then they'll understand.<br />2) Americans, as a rule, don't treat driving with the respect that it deserves. They think it is a time when they can be doing other things, like shaving, eating, drinking, applying makeup, catching up on all the phone calls that they couldn't make from work. Look at the dash dammit! Your car might be telling you something!<br />3) Because we don't like looking like children. (anymore)<br />4) Because ClearChannel bought every-freakin-thing and then f*cked it all up. Fight the pablum! Get an iPod. (oops, sorry. is it ok to push an underdog's monopoly?)<br />5) Because no one is in charge of the First-Aid kit. Really, how badly hurt can you get in high-tech? Oh... That bad? Ow. <br />6) People are sheep. Hollywood says we should all want what they have. People are sheep. Did I say that already? People are sheep.<br />7) Books might introduce new ideas or thoughts. People are sheep. New ideas frighten them.<br />8) People lack originality. People are frightened by stories on answering machines. It makes them doubt they called the right number. So keep on doing it. It's fun. It's a good way to filter "the people you want to talk to" from the sheep.<br />9) Read between the lines: Hatred of different people is the strongest "Christian Family Value". Without hatred, xenophobia, tithing, and constant recruitment religions can't survive.<br />10) Dude... 'Cuz. Wow... Dude...<br />11) See above: People as Sheeps.<br />12) CIA Plot. Ain't no other way to 'splain it.<br />13) Because it's rare. And hot. (except that I don't care about sports... unless there is horsepower involved, and they turn to the RIGHT as well as to the left)<br />14) Easier. The poet requires thought and work. <br />15) She's preeeeeetty. (yes, I'm shallow, but you knew that already... I'm a sheep.)<br />16) American priorities are all messed up. No news there.<br />17) See above: CIA Plot. See, you shoulda voted for W. It's coming back to haunt you in the form of am annoying birdy.<br />18) Plastic. Save a tree, kill a Dino. After all, what has a Dinosaur done for you lately? (other than propell your car to work everyday) <br />19) You shouldn't. You should pay even MORE extra for great looking shoes that DON'T hurt your feetsies.<br />20) It isn't too far. Your priorities need adjusting. Food vs. Kaua'i. Duh.<br />21) See above. People (read: Sheep) need constant guidance and approval from the other sheepses.<br />22) Faces are scary. E-mail is safe. That's why I'm writing here. Anonymous... but not really.<br />23) Mmmmmm.<br />24) Because it's rare. And because we all aspire to be like that when surrounded by the opposite.<br />25) Hopeful? Hopeful doesn't sell the news commercials. "What's gonna kill you next. Film at 11." THAT sells the news.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com