Remember when...?

...green was a color, not a movement
...you had to get off the sofa to change the channels
...when you dialed a phone you actually had to "dial" the phone
...MTV played music videos, not reality shows
...there was no MTV
...movies had plots, not special effects
...James Bond was the only guy on earth with a phone in his car
...you had to go actual miles to get coffee
...in order to get money you had to actually go into the bank
...sitcoms were funny
...you'd actually heard of the people on the covers of magazines


Yeah, I'm getting old.