Eavesdropping
It's been far too long since I've shared any eavesdropping with you. It's amazing what you overhear people say...

Overheard at the grocery store
Woman to man, looking at the fish counter: Will you be home for dinner tomorrow night?
Man: Not if that's what you're cooking.

Overheard at the shelter
Woman 1: Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Woman 2: I'm a Brad Pitt person.

Overheard at the shelter
Man on cell phone: All their dogs look like lesbians.