Send in the clowns. No! Don't!
Like all sane people, I hate clowns. Freaky-faced, big-shoed, red nosed gnomes force feeding glee on an unsuspecting world. Well, turns out I'm not alone. A recent UK poll of 250 kids aged between 4 and 16 reveals the startling fact that every single one of them hates clowns!

I feel vindicated.