Photo of the day: Before Swine
I do have some real pearls. An anniversary gift from my first husband. I am so not a pearl person, but it was sweet of him nonetheless. These are fake. The best jewelry usually is.
If I don't write, I'll explode. Oh yeah, I own it, don't steal it, and don't sue me if you disagree with what I say. If you do, bad karma will follow you all the days of your life.