How Green Were the Nazis?
No? How about "The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America," or perhaps "Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoon Boxes of Daghestan." Vote now for the oddest book title of the year.
If I don't write, I'll explode. Oh yeah, I own it, don't steal it, and don't sue me if you disagree with what I say. If you do, bad karma will follow you all the days of your life.