Never a good idea...
A professional soccer player in Austria is in trouble for showing up in public dressed like Hitler.

OK, here's a tip. DRESSING LIKE HITLER IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA.

Seriously, on what plane of crazy existence does that ever make sense?

Also not a good idea:

- Not voting.
- Buying a SUV because that's what everyone else drives. (Trust me, you don't need one!)
- Being embarrassed to have fun in public.
- Spending more time watching reality TV than you do reading, talking to the people you love, or having fun outside.
- Avoiding black and white movies "because they're old."
- Not using your turn signal.
- Making racist or sexist jokes.
- Dressing like Hitler (I know that's already been covered, but it can't be stressed enough.)
- Thinking "Dancing with the Stars" is culture.
- Making a tuna sammich outta tuna cat food.

Hey, look at the time! Off to KZSU.