And I thought my family gave bad gifts
OK, they do. But I'm not alone in my misery. Check out the hilarious Bad Gift Emporium for a dose of "I can't believe they make that crap! Some of it is even for sale. (I SO want the guinea pig paperweight!
If I don't write, I'll explode. Oh yeah, I own it, don't steal it, and don't sue me if you disagree with what I say. If you do, bad karma will follow you all the days of your life.