Friday, March 13, 2009

More eavesdropping...
Overheard at the shelter
Man to girlfriend: Are you sure we need a cat? Can't we just get TiVo?

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Overheard at the drugstore
Man to woman in the dental section: Do we get the blue stuff or the green stuff?
Woman: We get the clear stuff.
Man: Can we get the blue stuff instead?
Woman: No, but we can get the green stuff.

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Overheard at the grocery store
Man to clerk: Where's your salad dressing?
Clerk: Aisle 9
Man: Thanks. Where's your salad?

2 comments:

Lucas said...

I do like the overheard at the shelter comment! Hahaha. Oh dear.

FinnyKnits said...

Oh, I do enjoy this segment. May I play along?

Overheard at Krung Thai:
"Those big white birds are called, "Herrings", stupid."