Are Women Human?
Ah yes, the ever-delightful Oddest Book Title Awards. Interested in a copy of I was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen? How about How to Write a How to Write Book? Maybe Cheese Problems Solved is more your speed?
If I don't write, I'll explode. Oh yeah, I own it, don't steal it, and don't sue me if you disagree with what I say. If you do, bad karma will follow you all the days of your life.